I needed to see something new on the blog, so here you go. A joke from http://www.cleanjokeoftheday.com

An elderly lady called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into. She was hysterical as she explained her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.

The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radioed back.

"Disregard, she got in the back-seat by mistake."

Mark :)